Category: Any Other Business

Advent Day 11

Today we went to the pantomime. Oh yes we did. Even James, who has been slightly phobic about pantomimes ever since Cinderella at the Wycombe Swan in 2013, when one of the Ugly Sisters took a shine to him and flirted outrageously throughout, to the extent that we were stopped

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Advent Day 10

I think I’m ok with death as a general principle. That’s easy for me to say, because the only death I’ve witnessed personally was my beloved Great Aunt Winifred’s. She died peacefully and beautifully, like the man in the John Donne poem, towards the end of the Christmas holidays when

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Advent Day 9

‘So,’ said the purple winged angel, ‘shall we talk about the elephant in the room?’ There actually is an elephant in the room. I’ve borrowed it from child 3’s school for a concert, about which I will surely be writing in a future entry, and it’s making a curious addition

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Advent Day 8

Today was a day I gave myself a few months ago. I booked something I really, really wanted to do. It was something for myself and I kept it secret, because I was frightened that other people would think it was silly. And it was something that I knew would

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Advent Day 7

I have a friend who was diagnosed with terminal cancer recently. Compared to this, James’ autoimmune condition (which, for anyone interested, is called Wegener’s Granulomatosis) is a walk in the park. Not because it’s easy to deal with – indeed, when it decides to flare up, walks in the park

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Advent Day 6

‘I think you might have something I want,’ the purple winged angel said, strolling into my dining room. ‘I’m not speaking to you. Really, I’m not. I’m doing a lot of thinking, and I am rapidly reaching the conclusion that you’ve got nothing to do with anything. You didn’t sort

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Advent Day 5

So. Bertolucci said in an interview that he and Brando planned parts of the rape scene of Last Tango in Paris without telling Maria Schneider, because he wanted to film Schneider’s reaction ‘as a girl, not as an actress.’ There’s a simplicity about his statement that is relevant to this

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Advent Day 4

On day 4 of Advent, I found myself walking down Long Acre and into Leicester Square at seven o’clock in the morning. It was still quite dark and I hadn’t slept well. I don’t sleep well –I spend too many days feeling as though I’m shrouded in muslin, and I

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Advent Day 3

‘So, what do you think?’ the angel said, proudly displaying an art installation in which purple rain fell in a perfectly white room while Anna Pavlova danced. ‘Of course, it would have been better with Darcey Bussell.’ ‘She’s not dead, is she?’ I asked anxiously. We’re having a Christmas craft

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Advent Day 2

I had one aim for my cloud excursion today. I wanted to see God’s red telephone. The one he uses to talk to Theresa May. It’s reassuring to hear that he’s guiding her through Brexit, but I wanted to see for myself. I also thought maybe I could pick up

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